Innuendo Riddled Ad
When you are making an advertisement like a television commercial, you want to make sure that people know where you stand. The best way to do that is with an advertising agency.
I am assuming that this is your position. A crafty writer that works at a B rated ad agency. You have been at your job for a long time and know all of the local companies. There has always been that one account though. The one that got away. Finally, Johnson boats comes to you and says “We need to get people on our Johnsons”.
You go home and brag to your friends and family about how you finally got Johnson. And everyone is impressed. Then suddenly it hits you. You need to make then a family friendly, safe and fun ad without getting their name confused with the man part that shares the name.
There are two ways to avoid this becoming a problem. One, avoid any phrase that could be confused with innuendo. Then there is the second way. Use so many innuendos that the viewer would have to assume that the video is totally wholesome and there is no way they knew about the innuendo.
The second choice won out. Way to go! No one thought of this as being anything sexual and you probably still the guy known for wanting to get everyone kids on a Johnson. Enjoy the dumb way to make an advertisement.
