This is a classic dumb video. A police officer, after confiscating pot, baked it into brownies for him and his wife to eat. Then, he calls the police because he thinks he and his wife are dying.
During the call he complains about time going by really slowly and works his way from concern from his wife barely breathing to concern about the score of a hockey game.
Being hygienic is very important. You never know what is on other peoples hands and that is why after using a public restroom you want to clean your hands.
Remember to use soap or if soap is unavailable you can substitute a urinal cake. A lost of people think that fresh, clean water is important but if that is unavailable you can use other peoples urine.
Here is a video of a man that will stop at nothing to get his hands squeaky clean.
