Ready to step down your running game? Here we are going to be looking at a new way to lose races. Most people that want to lose a race would simply not compete or just suck at it. This guy decided on a new approach.
The first step to this dumb strategy is to get the lead. Once you have it, I think you are pretty safe to celebrate. Finally, take a big bite out of the track surface.
This guy had the race locked up and because he wanted to show off he ended up on his face.
In honor of the world cup, howtobedumb.com will be getting things started by teaching all of you the proper technique for faking an injury.
Soccer (or Football) is the most popular sport in the world. This special game has some interesting rules and the game can be swayed by a small foul committed in the wrong area. You can also get a player kicked right out of the game if your acting is good enough.
Here we are going to show you a video containing samples of how to properly fake an injury and really sell it to the refs. Starting with the classic phantom sniper (where for no apparent reason you are struck down, like from a sniper) to throwing a infant like piss fit. To pull off these moves properly you will need to have no respect for yourself, sport, game or country and must be willing to throw away any pride you may have had at any given point in your life. Basically, you have to be a complete piece of human waste.
Good Luck! And remember, with enough practice and acting, you can be a total douche like these guys.
