How to be Dumb

Idiots on the news

admin — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 02:20:15 +0000

Being involved in a live broadcast really comes with risk. The problem is that the camera is always on and ready to take your regrettable moments and immortalize them on the internet. That being said I have to put my personal sympathies aside and have a laugh at their expense.

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There are some universal rules when dealing with number 2. The most important is that you want to dookie in the toilet rather than in your pants. I live my life by that policy.

When reporting a case about a man who murdered his wife, try not to laugh. It may come off as insensitive.

Similar rules apply to the first video but you really have to admire their dedication.

We all lose it from time to time but maybe a live broadcast isn’t the best venue.

If you are going to make a mistake, make it a cute one.

I can find nothing wrong with this video but it sure is funny.

Peace Dove

admin — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 01:39:31 +0000

The releasing of a peace dove has been around for a long time to celebrate special occasions. I’m not really sure what this occasion is but I’m pretty sure it is a good idea to use a bird that is a little more… lively. But what if this was intentional? Maybe now after a ceremony we should just throw a dead bird up in the air. How about we throw a dead bird at the bride and groom at weddings. They say not to throw rice because it’s unhealthy for birds so why don’t we just cut out the middle man and throw dead birds?

Escalator Fails – 7 Videos

admin — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 16:57:09 +0000

Escalators are hard. At least that’s the impression that your going to get after watching these next videos. From general escalator use to fancy tricks, these idiots show us exactly how to be dumb on the escalator.

Cop Calls 911 On Self For Pot Overdose

admin — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 00:44:26 +0000

This is a classic dumb video. A police officer, after confiscating pot, baked it into brownies for him and his wife to eat. Then, he calls the police because he thinks he and his wife are dying.

During the call he complains about time going by really slowly and works his way from concern from his wife barely breathing to concern about the score of a hockey game.

Guy Confuses Pants For Shirt

admin — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 04:15:24 +0000

You know what they say. I put my pants on both legs at a time… At least that’s how I do it. But there are variations to this pants method. I have been told that some people put their pants on one leg at a time and some people don’t wear pants at all. This guy here is a genius and it blows my mind that I didn’t think of it earlier.

To pull this off you have to throw everything you know about pants out the window. How you wear them and most importantly, where you wear them are now distant memories. You need to free your mind, about pants.

Now, just wear them as a shirt and viola, shants!

Guy Washes Hands In Urinal

admin — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 18:19:03 +0000

Being hygienic is very important. You never know what is on other peoples hands and that is why after using a public restroom you want to clean your hands.

Remember to use soap or if soap is unavailable you can substitute a urinal cake. A lost of people think that fresh, clean water is important but if that is unavailable you can use other peoples urine.

Here is a video of a man that will stop at nothing to get his hands squeaky clean.

Guy Tries To Run From Cop On Lawnmower

admin — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:26:37 +0000

We all break the law from time to time. Some more than others and some more severe than others. The good news is that you don’t have to go to jail just because you broke a law or two. In this country you can usually use a little persuasion to get yourself out of a ticket.

You always want to start by being nice. Strike up a friendly conversation and find some common ground. Be cooperative and let the police officer know that you are willing to work with him. Finally, know your rights. If the officer still isn’t responding favorably, you should just leave. They have no way to stop you and will not under any circumstance try and stop you.

Idiots Celebration Crashes Before Finish Line

admin — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 14:12:23 +0000

Ready to step down your running game? Here we are going to be looking at a new way to lose races. Most people that want to lose a race would simply not compete or just suck at it. This guy decided on a new approach.

The first step to this dumb strategy is to get the lead. Once you have it, I think you are pretty safe to celebrate. Finally, take a big bite out of the track surface.

This guy had the race locked up and because he wanted to show off he ended up on his face.

Biggest Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Fails

admin — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 21:21:31 +0000

Who wants to be a millionaire? You do. But before you go off to California and get into the hot seat, let me give you some hints to winning the millions.

First – Don’t sleep in the days leading up to the show. Sleep really wipes away a lot of what you have learned and you just can’t afford to risk the loss of memory.

Second – Don’t think about the question, just answer. Your brain does not need to analyze the information, it knows the answer before the question is even asked. I know that it is counter intuitive to use this message, but this isn’t a website that is trying to help you.

Third – Enjoy your millions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI5ijh15OYg

Tigger Mascot Punches Kid

admin — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 03:02:08 +0000

Being a mascot is hard work. You have to wear a hot, cumbersome and over sized animal suit. Staying on your feet all day and your only rest is when you kneel to take a photo with a small child. But the most underrated aspect of the mascot game is the competition. It is fierce. Here are a few tips that will help you get the competitive edge.

When approached by a nice family, take a knee and hug the kids. It really makes for a great photo op and will give you a tangible memory that will last a life time. Wait for the older kid who is a little embarrassed to be seen with such a childish, cartoon based character. When he comes up, lure him in with a “one arm hug for photo” grip. Finally, when he is looking at the camera, put him into an arm lock and punch him in the face. It will look innocent enough because of all the fur but if the kid is wimpy enough, you just might hurt him.

Here is an example of a dumb mascot that did just that. Maybe next time I would recommend working the body a little.