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		<title>Idiots on the news</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Being involved in a live broadcast really comes with risk. The problem is that the camera is always on and ready to take your regrettable moments and immortalize them on the internet. That being said I have to put my personal sympathies aside and have a laugh at their expense. World&#8217;s Most Embarassing News Blooper? [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://howtobedumb.com/2011/09/idiots-on-the-news/</link>
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		<title>Peace Dove</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The releasing of a peace dove has been around for a long time to celebrate special occasions. I&#8217;m not really sure what this occasion is but I&#8217;m pretty sure it is a good idea to use a bird that is a little more&#8230; lively. But what if this was intentional? Maybe now after a ceremony [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://howtobedumb.com/2011/08/peace-dove/</link>
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		<title>Escalator Fails &#8211; 7 Videos</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Escalators are hard. At least that&#8217;s the impression that your going to get after watching these next videos. From general escalator use to fancy tricks, these idiots show us exactly how to be dumb on the escalator.]]></description>
		<link>http://howtobedumb.com/2010/07/escalator-fails-7-videos/</link>
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		<title>Cop Calls 911 On Self For Pot Overdose</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a classic dumb video. A police officer, after confiscating pot, baked it into brownies for him and his wife to eat. Then, he calls the police because he thinks he and his wife are dying. During the call he complains about time going by really slowly and works his way from concern from [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://howtobedumb.com/2010/07/cop-calls-911-pot-overdose/</link>
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		<title>Guy Confuses Pants For Shirt</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You know what they say. I put my pants on both legs at a time&#8230; At least that&#8217;s how I do it. But there are variations to this pants method. I have been told that some people put their pants on one leg at a time and some people don&#8217;t wear pants at all. This [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://howtobedumb.com/2010/07/put-pants/</link>
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		<title>Guy Washes Hands In Urinal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Being hygienic is very important. You never know what is on other peoples hands and that is why after using a public restroom you want to clean your hands. Remember to use soap or if soap is unavailable you can substitute a urinal cake. A lost of people think that fresh, clean water is important [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://howtobedumb.com/2010/07/wash-hands/</link>
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		<title>Guy Tries To Run From Cop On Lawnmower</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We all break the law from time to time. Some more than others and some more severe than others. The good news is that you don&#8217;t have to go to jail just because you broke a law or two. In this country you can usually use a little persuasion to get yourself out of a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://howtobedumb.com/2010/07/laws/</link>
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		<title>Idiots Celebration Crashes Before Finish Line</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ready to step down your running game? Here we are going to be looking at a new way to lose races. Most people that want to lose a race would simply not compete or just suck at it. This guy decided on a new approach. The first step to this dumb strategy is to get [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://howtobedumb.com/2010/07/suck-track/</link>
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		<title>Biggest Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Fails</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Who wants to be a millionaire? You do. But before you go off to California and get into the hot seat, let me give you some hints to winning the millions. First &#8211; Don&#8217;t sleep in the days leading up to the show. Sleep really wipes away a lot of what you have learned and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://howtobedumb.com/2010/07/money-game-shows/</link>
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		<title>Tigger Mascot Punches Kid</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Being a mascot is hard work. You have to wear a hot, cumbersome and over sized animal suit. Staying on your feet all day and your only rest is when you kneel to take a photo with a small child. But the most underrated aspect of the mascot game is the competition. It is fierce. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://howtobedumb.com/2010/07/lovable-mascot/</link>
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